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r3al-life:

everyone must have this on their blog

(Source: mentecato)

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im-a-walking-paradox:

oh…so this is the thanks i get for working overtime

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studgey:

do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it

(Source: geezers)

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zolortherockandrolldestroyer:

What you see is what you get… unless you ask!: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

yolo-tier:

yukaiokaeshi:

tahyes:

thunderifical:

burgerphile:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”


THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

…What sorcery is this?!

H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG>

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filet-o-fish:

Ey! It’s pah-jah-mas!

filet-o-fish:

Ey! It’s pah-jah-mas!

(Source: platypus717)

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infantinoduck:

mercerism:

what if when your pokemon fainted

it lost experience points

Don’t give them ideas!

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infantinoduck:

gaywalrus:

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

gross ugly pathetic sobbing

omg…

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)

Posted 6 hours ago

ipgd:

hussie can do full on hivebent 2.0 i do not even care meenah and aranea are great all the characters he writes are great just do it just introduce all fucking 12 of them im ready for it

buckles the fuck up and prepares for homestuck to run for 20 years

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